#1 It is very difficult to ride a tandem bike alone.
#2 You need someone that can tactfully tell you that, “no, that ‘I heart Detroit’ shirt is not a good idea.”
#3 Your Japanese is a bit rusty, making it difficult to ask someone else to snap photos.
#4 When you need someone to stamp a spider at 2am.
#5 Single men would never make it back from vacations as they will never ask for directions.
#6 Someone needs to tell her that she doesn’t look fat in that tourniquet…I mean bikini.
#7 Peruvian Sunsets are more breathtaking when viewed with your sweetheart:)
#8 Fighting and yelling alone in a Punto might get you fitted with a straight jacket.
#9 Who would you blame for taking the metro the wrong direction?
#10- Who is going to stop you from getting that tattoo of the Chinese characters for “supermarket”?