Every word on the menu looks Greek…and you are in Poland. What to do?
I have something to confess. I am a recovering menu coward. Luci and I are supposed to be the adventure couple travel gurus. We are supposed to try anything, anywhere, from any roadside stand. Sorry, I cant do it. When we travel, I nervously scan the menu for words that remotely look like steak, chicken, pasta or better yet….have pizza in its name or description.
In order to understand my eating history…you must know where I come from. I grew up in the rural western US. Really good Pad Thai, balut, or even casu marzu were nowhere to be found. Steak and potatoes were the plate de jour. Right after high school all that was about to change. I moved to Taiwan. Food culture shock! Thank heaven for fried rice or Chao Fan as the Taiwanese say. I basically survived for three months eating one thing, and one thing only. Then I slowly got brave.
One of the beauties of international travel is that it takes you outside your comfort zone in so many ways. One of the biggest ways to get out of that zone is breaking our menu coward-ness. There is so much delicious food out there! In today’s flat world you could live on McDonald’s hamburgers and fries just about anywhere in the world you travel.
What follows is our 5 step program to overcoming menu cowardness.
So often what halts us from trying something adventurous while we are traveling is that we are hungry! After tramping around Rome all day, you are famished and frankly, you want something that you know that you are going to like. This happens to us all the time. Key is load up on a good breakfast. Stateside, I am not a breakfast food eater. If my mother in law is reading this….sorry. I know, I know it is the most important meal of the day…ya. Seriously, most nation’s breakfasts are the same. Fruit? Check. Some form of cereal? Yep. Bacon! Need we say more. Our advice to traveling couples is load up on breakfast. If the hotel has a buffet. Eat to full. This allows you to have the energy to hit the tourist trail and not be weak at your “menu” moment.
I will NOT have what she is having
One of the recommendations we make to traveling couples is seeking off the beaten path sites and eateries. Many of these restaurants…the really good ones…. don’t have English menus. In fact if a restaurant has an English menu, it is likely not frequented by the locals. Another thing that Luci and I try to do is always order something different from each other. This is a great way to cover more bases. One of us is bound to get something that we like. Sometimes this “sharing” disintegrates into a fight…but that’s just us.
Hunt and Peck
One of our favorite pastimes in France is stopping at every boulangerie. As we see the sites, we stop occasionally and buy a croissant or a pastry. In Thailand, we would hit the fruit smoothie stands for a pick me up snack. Eating a little throughout the day helps us to avoid the hunger blindness that can hit you late in the day. That monster tells you it is ok to go get a burger. Don’t surrender to the hunger. Eat a little during the day. Keep the blood sugar levels up.
Listen to Food & Travel Bloggers
One of the very best ways to overcome you fear of the unknown is to do what you are right now! Read food and travel blogs. Bloggers are great guinea pigs. They know where to go to eat. They know what to eat once you get there. Case in point. I had never had “real” goulash. When we were in Budapest this past spring, I made it my mission that I was going to goulash. I just put it out there onto twitter
And within seconds…boom -we had an answer from @ConfusedJulia. She told us what to eat at Kadar Resteraunt. LOVED it! She even followed up with us to see if we liked it!
@1000Fights Awesome! So glad you went to Kadar – we loved the goulash there :)
Travel bloggers and foodies are a great sources of info and can help you make the right choice. While you are eating breakfast with the free wifi, put it out there on twitter…what should I eat in #________. Use the pound sign to cast your net a little wider to the world. If in doubt…ask @ConfusedJulia!
Cheaters Always Win
Ok, you have followed our guidance from above. You are in the right place. Not a lick of English on the card. Every word on the menu looks Greek…and you are in Poland. What to do? We always survey the room. Pay attention to what the waiters are bringing out of the kitchen. You can test drive a meal before buying. Another strategy is to engage the waiter. Ask a few questions, ask them to describe some of the dishes. If you happen to be allergic to some food or ingredient… you must learn the words for those items in every language you may be eating in. If all else fails…throw caution to the wind. Order the Shiokara!